A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."
I loved this boy, I loved him so,
I can't believe he let me go.
He sat this girl upon his knee
and said he chose her instead of me.
My mum came home late that night,
she looked for me I was nowhere in sight.
She went to my room my room was all red,
all it took was one bullet to the head.
She dropped to her knees and picked me up.
And my family came in to see what was up.
My brothers and sisters were crying hardcore.
They found my letter lying on the floor.
On my letter it said dig a hole six feet deep
and place two shot guns at my feet.
Tell my friends I did my best
and ask them if I've passed the test.
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. -Henry Ford
Some scientists decided
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk.
The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk.
The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk.
However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.
As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
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