A man died and went to heaven. God was surprised to see his heart still beating.
God asked him, how come?
The man replied, "I'm dead but my wife still lives in my heart".
The man was sent to hell for over-acting!
How did you find the energy, Mom To do all the things you did, To be teacher, nurse and counselor To me, when I was a kid. How did you do it all, Mom, Be a chauffeur, cook and friend, Yet find time to be a playmate, I just can’t comprehend. I see now it was love, Mom That made you come whenever I'd call, Your inexhaustible love, Mom And I thank you for it all. By Joanna Fuchs
Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day. -Dalai Lama
Teacher and Student Jokes
Teacher – Can you see god? Class – No.. Teacher – Can you touch god? Class – No Teacher – Then there isn’t god!! After that one student raised his hand … Student — Sir can i see your brain?? Teacher – No Student – Can I touch your Brains?? Teacher – No Student – Ohh... Ok... so... you don’t have brains!
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