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Paul walker

Paul walker

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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Student-Friend funny talks

Yashi Seth

Yashi Seth

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A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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Guys Vs Girls, How They Look Like?
Girls Are So Beautiful, Loving, Caring And Understanding In .Jpg Format.
And Guys Are So Sweet Loving And Caring In .Mp3 Format.

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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when i Talk to any girl my Wife appears

Paul walker

Paul walker

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Nothing is old, nothing is new..
It just a matter of point of view..
Enjoy life as happy days r few..
Coz if life is an ocean then happy moments r like dew

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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The day of the oral exam:
Teacher: Are you nervous?
Student: No, I am not. I am single.
Teacher: Is this your pencil?
Student: Yes, I am a pencil.
Teacher: What are you wearing?
Student: I am fat.

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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Apun 1 sher bolega | Good Night SMS

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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A panda bear walks into a restaurant.
He orders the special and eats it.
After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door.
The owner of the restaurant says, "Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word.
I don't understand."
The panda says, "Look it up in the dictionary," and walks out the door.
So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading "Panda". It reads

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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