SMS / FUNNY

On this festival of light, may you become as rich as Carlos Slim Helu

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

307 Views

Don't kill student , wait for teacher

Paul walker

Paul walker

448 Views

About Girls in Different Countries | Funny Picture

Gaurav Patel

Gaurav Patel

734 Views

Girl: Which computer do you have?
Boy: I have a computer with Intel Core i7 Processor at 3.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 bit, 8 GB ram and Nvidia GTX 560 Graphic Card.
Boy: Which computer do you have?
Girl: A pink one.

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

128 Views

Life is a hell when u have american wife.
indian salary.
chinese car and german food.
life is heaven when you had american salary,
indian wife german car and chinese food

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

414 Views

Ignore if u r married.. . . . . . Baki sab ke liye.. . . . . . Happy Independence Day.

Husband-Wife Joke

Yashi Seth

Yashi Seth

1432 Views

LuV is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted ppl...
Ppl wid strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING ;-)

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

133 Views

Kya Apke Toothpaste me Namak Hai..

Yash Chavda

Yash Chavda

373 Views

Santa joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
so I made it alright.

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

178 Views

PAPA check my FB Status

Paul walker

Paul walker

1102 Views

Sardars Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Dont Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again.

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

119 Views

love is a bird you hold tightly, it dies......
if you hold lightly,it flies...........
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......
vuhhh........
soo..........
forgot love
and
better flirt.............

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

128 Views

Main Baap banne wala Hoon

Yashi Seth

Yashi Seth

437 Views

Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai,
whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

231 Views

ultimate Truth of college life

Paul walker

Paul walker

974 Views

Wat is d meaning of True love?
True love is when,
Katrina propose A boy "I love you" &
Boy Replied, ''Sorry i already hv my GF & I LOVE her a lot''

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

212 Views

Mom lady was seated on dad's Lap

Yashi Seth

Yashi Seth

706 Views

Prayer to God

Paul walker

Paul walker

204 Views