Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai,
whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty 'SMS';
She laughs for 10 minutes;
Forwards that to her friends;
And then replies the boy.
Mind it, I don't like that kind of 'SMS'?
Pain is temporary, but success is forever.
Time is temporary, but glory is forever.
Distance is temporary, but love is forever.
Wat is d meaning of True love?
True love is when,
Katrina propose A boy "I love you" &
Boy Replied, ''Sorry i already hv my GF & I LOVE her a lot''
Life is a hell when u have american wife.
chinese car and german food.
life is heaven when you had american salary,
indian wife german car and chinese food