SMS / FUNNY

PAPA check my FB Status

Paul walker

Paul walker

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Apun 1 sher bolega | Good Night SMS

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes and
the women stomp the shit out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with!

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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Funny Images Husband Wife

Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?"
Receiptionist: "One second sir....".
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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Funny SMS | Impress Girl vs Boy

pranay Sharma

pranay Sharma

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A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had
kissed her. "How many times did he kiss you?" asked her mother.
Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to
boast!

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

127 Views

Women won't play football not because they are not good at it;
But because it's against their ego to be dressed up exactly like 10 other
women in front of 10,000 people!

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

121 Views

Funny Images husband-wife-funny-sms

Guys Vs Girls, How They Look Like?
Girls Are So Beautiful, Loving, Caring And Understanding In .Jpg Format.
And Guys Are So Sweet Loving And Caring In .Mp3 Format.

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

140 Views

Student-Friend funny talks

Yashi Seth

Yashi Seth

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Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water.
Mom: You come and drink it yourself.
Boy: Please Mom...
Mom: If you repeat, I'll slap you.
Boy: When you come to slap me, bring water for me!

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

125 Views

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank God, my husband is safe!

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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Nothing is old, nothing is new..
It just a matter of point of view..
Enjoy life as happy days r few..
Coz if life is an ocean then happy moments r like dew

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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SUGGESTION frm NARAD :-
If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy
Bt
think who z sending those msgs to ur lover?
My job is over!
Nrayan Nrayan.. :-)

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

130 Views

when i Talk to any girl my Wife appears

Paul walker

Paul walker

753 Views

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for 1000 rupees?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again.
Officer: Do you have change for a 100 rupees?
Soldier: No, SIR!

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty 'SMS';
She laughs for 10 minutes;
Forwards that to her friends;
And then replies the boy.
Mind it, I don't like that kind of 'SMS'?

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

227 Views

A woman is the most beautiful creation of God. She starts compromising
from a very tender age. She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother. Later,
she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents' face.
As a result, she avenges it after she gets married by venting all her anger and
directing her ire against her hubby!

Tiimmy Swift

Tiimmy Swift

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