Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don’t know how she got my no,
She interrupts whenever I call someone
and says “Please Recharge Your Card”
Our siblings resemble us just enough to make all the differences confusing. And no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation with them for all our life. Happy Raksha Bandhan!
Life is a hell when u have american wife.
chinese car and german food.
life is heaven when you had american salary,
indian wife german car and chinese food
Santa joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
so I made it alright.
Sardar: In my dreams Rats play Football every night !
Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok….
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is Final Match
Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai,
whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
Light a lamp of love!
Blast a chain of sorrow!
Shoot a rocket of prosperity!
Fire a flowerpot of happiness!
Wish u and your family SPARKLING DIWALI
A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had
kissed her. "How many times did he kiss you?" asked her mother.
Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!
If U R Married Or ..engaged . Ignore This Message ... 4 All Others -happy Independence Day.