Theres 3 men and they all want a job at sainsburys so the 1st man comes in and says
to the manager :1st Man: Can i have a job please Manager:Yes go and do
something dangerous so he does something dangerous comes back and says:
1st Man: Ive done it Manager:How many letters in the alphebet 1st Man:26
Same for 2nd Man
Same for 3rd Man
But on 3rd man Manager:How many letters in the alphebet
3rd man:24 Manager:why you say that: 3rd Man: Because i just blewup B&Q
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.