HINDI-SHAYARI / FUNNY

Mehfil Mein Hamari Chappal Kho Gayi Ghar Kaise Jayein
Kisi Ne Kaha AP Shayari Tu Sharoo Kigijye
Itne Ayein Ge Ap Gin Nahi Payein Ge.. ::P

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge

Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…
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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai…

Rules: 1) Study the photo for a minute 2

Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai

Apun 1 sher bolega | Good Night SMS

Hi friends,
a shayri to tease a stranger beside u,
harri thi, manbhari thi, baju me baiti thi
ji chahata ki gale se lagalu, lekin public jo khadi thi…

Fakerni:
Babuji 1 Rupe De Dey 3 Din Sy Bhooki Hoon
Babuji:
3 Din Sy Bhooki Hein Tu 1 Rupe Ka Kya Karogi
Fakerni:
Weight Dekhungi Kitna Kaam Howa Hay..!!!

Sitaro Me Aap Hawao Me Aap Fizao Me Aap Baharo Me Aap Dhop Me Aap

Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge

Wo Mujhe Keh K Chali Gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
Wah Wah
Wo Mujhe Keh K Chali Gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
Or Main Dil Pe Hath Rakh K Kehta Raha.
‘ALL Is WELL..!”
‘ALL Is WELL..!

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari

Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti

Jindagi Behaal Hai Sur Hai Naa Taal Hai Msgbox Bhi Kangal Hai

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho. Jo dil kahe