HINDI-SHAYARI / FUNNY

Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho

Jindagi Behaal Hai Sur Hai Naa Taal Hai Msgbox Bhi Kangal Hai

Hamara ishq tha hi itna saccha,

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…

Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai

Rules: 1) Study the photo for a minute 2

Apun 1 sher bolega | Good Night SMS

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…
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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai…

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari

Kar Gayi Ghar Mera Khali
Mere So Jane Ke Bad
Mujhko Dhadka Tha Keh Kuch Hoga Tere Aanee Ke Bad
Mainnee Dono Bar Thane Mein Likhi Thi Report
Aik Tere Aane Sy Pehle, Aik Tere Jane Ke Baad…

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho. Jo dil kahe

Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..

Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge

Wife : Sub Mary Chehre Pa Pani qun Dala?
Husband : Ap k papa na Kaha Tha,
“Meri Beti PHOOL Ke
Tarah Hai Ise Murjhane Mat Dena”.