Sardars Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Dont Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again.
Life is a hell when u have american wife.
chinese car and german food.
life is heaven when you had american salary,
indian wife german car and chinese food
A Cockroach is afraid of Rat;
Rat is afraid of Cat;
Cat is afraid of Dog;
Dog is afraid of Man;
Man is afraid of Woman;
And Woman is afraid of Cockroach!
Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai,
whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
Santa joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
so I made it alright.