Life is a hell when u have american wife.
chinese car and german food.
life is heaven when you had american salary,
indian wife german car and chinese food
Son - I want a baby brother .
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it .
Son - why don't u give him a surprise?
-:: boss and secretary jokes ::-
A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: Wat happened?
She replied: He asked me are U free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.
Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai,
whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
Santa joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
so I made it alright.
Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are on of them...)
Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
(Your Wife is one of them...)
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess: "Will you marry me ?"
The Princess said NO.
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles; went fishing and
hunting; played golf; dated women half his age; drank beer and scotch;
always had enough bank balance; he even left the toilet seat up and towel on
the bed whenever he wanted.